30 June 2007

Fool 'N Final 2007 (Bollywood)


It is a carbon copy of the movie Snatch starring Brad Pitt.Based on that idea it is a slick diamond robbery takes place in India. The robber is none other than Rocky (Chunky Pandey) who’s the nephew of Chowksi (Gulshan Grover), a Don based in London. Chowksi tells Rocky to sell the diamond to his brother Lalwani (Asrani) in Dubai. Lalwani is a dealer of smuggled gems and jewellery. But he warns Rocky to stay away from guns and gambling, which is his weakness, to ensure nothing goes wrong. On the other hand, the local mafia in Dubai, Moscow Chikna (Arbaaz Khan) is torturing Choubey (Paresh Rawal) because he was unable to return the money he had loaned from Moscow Chikna. Choubey owns a junk shop and was facing major loses. He gets information about the diamond robbery from one of his informants. He is also made aware of the involvement of the International mafia Chowksi. To keep a low profile, Moscow Chikna asks Choubey to get the diamond for him, only after which he will leave him. Choubey gets along with Raja (Shahid Kapoor), a fast robber, and Tina (Ayesha Takia) who’s his niece to plan the robbery of the precious diamond.

Luckee (Vivek Oberoi) and Bob (Suresh Menon) own a small video and game parlour in Dubai. To earn a little extra money they also promote new fighters who want to take part in illegal boxing matches in Dubai.

J.D (Zakir Hussain) is a big underworld Don, who controls all of Dubai's illegal gambling and fights. J.D's men also get girls from India to Dubai promising them jobs. But once in Dubai, the girls are forced to work in dance clubs. One of them is Payal (Sameera Reddy). But Payal manages to escape from there. J.D is very upset as he really likes her. He orders his men to find her.

J.D’s men are looking for Payal in the market place. Right there are Bhabhi (Sharmila Tagore) and Bhaiya (Om Puri) who are quiet shaken when they see Payal being taken away by the men. They call Munna (Sunny Deol), who is Bhaiya’s brother, to save her. Munna enters in a heroic manner and knocks them out. They all then take Payal home. Payal eventually falls in love with Munna.

Munna owns a garage and is known for his strength and power. He is strong and very impulsive. He can knock out anyone and just about anyone in one blow! He doesn't think before getting into a fight because he is aware of his potency. Because of this, he is also approached by Luckee to wrestle with some of the strongest men around.

Bhabhi’s son dies in an accident two years back, which completely shakes her. Munna then finds Raja, who is a look alike of her dead son. Munna hires Raja to play her son for a handsome amount. Raja is anyway a crook and does anything for money. He agrees to do so.

Along with this, Raja is now planning the robbery with Choubey and Tina. They hire Pattu (Johnny Lever), who’s famous for his driving skills, to help them flee after the robbery.

When Rocky lands in Dubai, he gets in touch with Moscow Chikna to buy guns. But he is well aware who Rocky is. He asks Rocky not to pay for the guns instead bet on his behalf at J.D’s illegal bookies. Moscow then instructs Choubey, Raja and Tina to kidnap Rocky outside the bookies.

Outside the bookies when they do not get hold of anything they plan to rob the bookies. But again they come out empty handed. As they come out they are over whelmed to find Rocky. They kidnap him and take him to their junk shop. Moscow Chikna shoots Rocky and takes the diamond away leaving them with the body.

Meanwhile J.D learns that some men attempted to rob his bookies. Agitated he comes to Choubey’s junk shop. There he finds out that Rocky was the one who was carrying the precious diamond. He tells Choubey and gang that he will spare them only if they get him the diamond.

Chowksi who comes down from London realizes that Rocky is missing. To find him he hires G9 (Jackie Shroff). Now here all the stories inter cross.


In one of the scenes World famous boxer Mike Tyson enters the scene to fight with Munna.

Now with all of them caught up together in this chase, the story takes a comical twist.

A lot of breaking bones for stealing stones ends up this bout with a complete knockout comedy!

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Cheeni Kum 2007 (bollywood)


The film opens in the kitchen of Spice6, a (fictitious) Indian restaurant in London. Waiters, busboys and chefs are busy at work taking orders, preparing food and serving up a storm. At the center of this restaurant is an ornery head chef, Buddhadev Gupta (Amitabh Bachchan), presiding over "London's best restaurant". He is quick to fire a sous chef on the spot for making a small mistake. And he launches into a grand speech about the rise of the restaurant to prominence, about the art of cooking and how it stirs all the senses, and about the discipline and commitment required to maintain its stature.

One of the waiters, affectionately called Colgate (reference to an Indian toothpaste) and incessantly teased because of his protruding front teeth, brings back a Hyderabadi Zafrani Pulav. The patron sent it back because cheeni zyada hai (it has more sugar, it is sweet). The great Buddhadev is enraged. He brings it back to the table and lays out the patrons. Is this their first time in London? How is Zafrani Pulav made at their home? Would they be so kind as to teach him? The patrons quietly leave. Buddhadev returns to the kitchen muttering about low air fares bringing planeloads of bloody tourists who simply cannot appreciate his art.

The next day Colgate brings back another Zafrani Pulav. Buddhadev tastes it and rattles off its ingredients. He pronounces it, the child of his kitchen, the best Zafrani Pulav in town. Colgate meekly informs him that it was not sent back, but cooked specifically for him by the previous night's patron.

That patron is Nina Verma (Tabu).

Over the next few days Buddhadev and Nina run into each other a few times. Nina, a 34-year old software engineer, is intelligent, charming, playful, and strong willed, all under a quiet external demeanor. Buddhadev is every bit the pompous, irritable and lonely old man he portrays. The film takes us into his life. He returns, night after night, to his lodgings and to his aged mother (Zohra Sehgal in an excellent performance). The bright spot in his life is his quick-witted 9-year old neighbor Sexy (Swini Khara). She teases him, checks up on him and dispenses advice (with apparent wisdom way beyond her age) about his problems. For all her wit and wisdom, Sexy suffers from leukemia. She also laments that she is not able to watch A-rated (analogous to R-rated films in America) films. Buddhadev offers to bring her DVDs. (Later in the film, she says there is nothing in them she didn't already know. She fast-forwards through them in an attempt to finish watching them all as quickly as possible.)

Buddhadev gradually gets closer to Nina. There is constant lively banter between them. She asks him why he fired yet another sous chef; if he is pleased to accept compliments about the food prepared by the sous chefs then he should gracefully accept criticism (and in this case fire himself!) too. Buddhadev is gradually summoning the courage to ask her out; she playfully suggests that he should come right out and ask without fear. Ask her name, she says, with a coy smile.

At some point during the next week, Buddhadev asks her if she will marry him. She accepts. When she goes to talk to his mother, she gets a phone call about her father, in Delhi, being admitted to the hospital. Right around this time, Sexy's condition worsens and she is admitted to a local hospital.

Buddhadev arrives in Delhi to meet Nina's father, Mr. Verma (Paresh Rawal). Mr. Verma is a typical old Indian retiree. He spends his life in Bhajan (devotional songs, mainly focused on Gandhi), Bhojan (food) and Bhaji (references Harbhajan Singh and represents his love for cricket). Nina informs Buddhadev that her father, at 58, is younger than him! After a few false starts, Buddhadev asks Mr. Verma for his daughter's hand in marriage.

Mr. Verma is shocked and disgusted. He flatly refuses. Over my dead body, he raves at Nina. She immediately, yet quietly, asks him when he plans to go! He calmly tells her that he is concerned about her. Buddhadev is already and old man; how much longer can he live? She says she prefers spending a few years with a man she loves instead of a lifetime with some man she does not love.

It is a stalemate. Mr. Verma puts up a bhookh hartal (fast, something commonly employed by Gandhi as a means of peaceful disobedience). Buddhadev arrives at the denouement. What is Mr. Verma's problem? He lays out the facts and addresses Mr. Verma's fears. He is adequately covered by insurance; Nina need not worry.

Mr. Verma finally relents. No sooner than Buddhadev hears this, he receives word from London that Sexy has passed.

The film ends with Buddhadev, Nina, Buddhadev's mother and Mr. Verma having dinner at Spice6. Buddhadev offers to fulfill one of Mr. Verma's life goals: watching a game of cricket at Lord's stadium.

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28 May 2007

Back in Business 2007 (hollywood)


The space race has been dominated for decades by two rival superpowers, but just when they thought they were alone, a new force has arrived. Britain has developed an amazing space exploration buggy that might solve the planets energy problems. But will Britain's greatest achievement become one conman's finest hour? Will Spencer (Martin Kemp) and his right hand man/master of disguise (Chris Barrie) will re-unite alongside Will's niece Fiona (Joanna Taylor) head of marketing at the British Space Centre, and Travis (Stefan Booth), Tom's accident-prone son, in a series of comical misadventures spanning across the United Kingdom and beyond! In this fun family movie, our unlikely heroes will create a plan the likes of which the world has never before seen, to steal what every government wants. And the only person that stands in their way is Scotland Yard's worst detective (Dennis Waterman). Together they will use the UK's highly developed space technology to outsmart the world's most powerful ambassadors, and ultimately help put the 'Great' back into Great Britain.

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21 May 2007

Shrek 3 2007 (cartoon)


The movie begins with Prince Charming (voice of Rupert Everett) riding on a steed through a forest to rescue his beloved princess. However, the "forest" is actually a screen being rolled by two dwarfs and his "horse" is made out of wood. Prince Charming has been reduced to acting at a dinner-theater and none of the audience members are pleased. The set is falling apart and worst of all, everyone is cheering for Shrek when the final scene falls. Charming storms off the stage and into his dressing room, which is really just a mirror and a table in the alley outside. Frustrated and angry, Charming glares at his reflection. He hadn't gotten his "happily ever after" and that just isn't fair. Looking at a picture of his long gone mother, Charming starts to concoct a plan to avenge their honor.

Meanwhile, King Harold (voice of John Cleese) has fallen ill in Far Far Away and Shrek (voice of Mike Myers) and Fiona (voice of Cameron Diaz) have been summoned to take his place for a few days. But Shrek doesn't do so well as the new heir. For example, he cuts a man while trying to knight him, sinks a ship as it's preparing to sail, etc. Shrek is given a makeover in hopes of at least looking the part, but he still ends up looking like a wolf in sheep's clothing. Shrek's only hope is that this won't last much longer. He tells Fiona how much he's looking forward to going back to their swamp, just the two of them. Fiona tells him that she's hoping for a few more too. After a few wrong guesses, Shrek learns that Fiona wants to have kids. Shrek thinks about his friends' children, especially Donkey (Eddie Murphy), who has some little dragon-donkey hybrids with his wife and tells Fiona that babies are not his kind of thing.

Unfortunately, Harold is soon on his death bed. With his final breaths, he tells Shrek that there is only one other heir: Arthur Pendragon. He knows that Shrek would be a good king anyway, but that no matter what he chooses, it will be the right thing. The entire kingdom is in mourning of their king, and Shrek soon sets out to find the heir. Of course, joining them is Donkey and Puss in Boots (voice of Antonio Banderas). As they're sailing off, Fiona runs to the dock and tells Shrek that she's pregnant. Shrek is shocked and has several nightmares about his future children. Everyone assures him that fatherhood is a great thing, but Shrek is not so sure.

When they finally arrive, Shrek finds that Arthur (voice of Justin Timberlake) is only in high school. All the students have a fairy-tale-style look to them. Unfortunately, this doesn't make Arthur any less of a "loser". Even the kids playing the medieval version of Dungeons and Dragons pick on him. When Shrek announces to everyone that Arthur is going to be king, the other kids only laugh. Aboard the ship, Arthur is feeling good about his new role until Donkey and Puss in Boots scare him with responsibilities. Arthur gets into an argument with Shrek and they fight over the ship. They end up crashing on an island, where they meet Arthur's old magic teacher, Merlin (voice of Eric Idle). Merlin was fired after he had a nervous breakdown, and now he has to stay in touch with nature and his inner self more. In order to help Shrek and Arthur reconcile, he makes them look into a thick smoke to reveal their thoughts. Shrek sees a baby carriage, but pretends that he saw a "Rainbow Pony". Merlin is pleased and moves on to Arthur, who sees a bird and its father. The father bird abandons the chick, leaving him frightened and confused. Merlin tells the boy he's a nutcase and retreats to his hut.

Shrek decides to take this opportunity to show Arthur that they're not so different after all. Just as Arthur's father abandoned him, Shrek's father was pretty bad too. In fact, he tried to eat him. Shrek also tells Arthur that just because someone calls you "a monster or a loser, it doesn't mean you are one". Shrek tells him that people told him for years that he was horrible and terrifying, and for years, he believed them. Now, he's learned to just be who he wants to be. Arthur laughs with Shrek and they become friends again.

Meanwhile, Prince Charming has gone to the tavern where all the fairy tale villains go after they've been defeated. He convinces them to join him in a fight for "Their Happily Ever After". The villains feel like their side of the story has never been told and now is the time to do it. Fiona is still at the castle with her friends: Rapunzel (voice of Maya Rudolph), Cinderella (voice of Amy Sedaris), Sleeping Beauty (voice of Cheri Oteri), and Snow White (voice of Amy Poehler). At the baby shower, Cinderella gives her a "baby poop scooper", Snow White gives her one of the Seven Dwarves as a baby sitter, and everyone else just gives her advice. Suddenly, Prince Charming arrives and crashes the kingdom. Fiona and her friends escape just in time, but the other citizens are not as lucky. The entire kingdom is thrown into chaos and the villains take over the city.

The Three Little Pigs (voice of Cody Cameron), the Wolf (voice of Aron Warner), the Gingerbread Man (voice of Conrad Vernon), and Pinocchio (voice of Cody Cameron) are still in the princesses' tea room, trying to seem normal. When Charming demands to know where Fiona and Shrek are, everyone manages to avoid the question, with the Gingerbread Man starts singing hysterically, Pinocchio talking in circles, and the Wolf just staying calm.. But one of the Three Little Pigs breaks down and squeals. Charming decides to send some of his men to hunt down Shrek for a final showdown.

Shrek and Arthur wake up to find themselves surrounded by the villains sent by Charming. Working as a team, the group manages to frighten the villains away, but it doesn't bring them any closer to Far Far Away. Arthur decides to ask Merlin, and he whips out some acting skills to convince the old man. Merlin warns them that although the spell should work, there may be some minor side effects. Before he gets a chance to fully explain, they are zapped into Far Far Away. The side effects are minor, with Puss in Boots and Donkey switching bodies.

Fiona and the girls are still navigating the underground tunnels of the palace, but Rapunzel betrays them to become the new queen. The remaining girls are imprisoned, but Fiona's mother Lillian (Julie Andrews) teaches them to be independent and breaks them out of the prison. They return to the castle and save the city from Charming's schemes.

Shrek arrives at the city to find everything in complete disarray. Pinocchio has been imprisoned as a marionette doll, but he manages to give Shrek some information on what has happened since he left. Charming is bent on revenge against Shrek for "stealing" his Happily Ever After and plans to kill Shrek in a play later that night. Shrek sneaks into Charming's dressing room, but Charming's men arrive shortly and quickly capture everyone. In an effort to save Arthur, Shrek tells Arthur that he wasn't the true heir, he was just a loser who could easily take Shrek's place. Thinking that Shrek is serious, Charming and Arthur are stunned. Arthur storms off and Charming returns to the important task of getting rid of Shrek.

Charming's play is significantly better than the one he participated in at the dinner-theater, but the audiences still cheer when Shrek is led onto the stage. Just as Charming is about to kill Shrek and rid himself of the humiliation he's suffered, Fiona and her friends leap onto the stage. They quickly defeat the villains imprisoning Shrek, but Charming just summons more.

Arthur has been convinced by Donkey and Puss in Boots to return after they explained what Shrek's true intentions were, and he manages to convince the rest of the villains that they don't need to do this. He tells them about the speech that Shrek gave them, and the villains decide that they don't need to be the villains anymore. Unfortunately, Charming doesn't feel the same way and Shrek has to use force. Donkey's dragon-wife knocks down a tower and Charming is crushed underneath.

Shrek offers Arthur the crown again, but this time it's up to Arthur whether or not he wants to take it. Shrek will no longer throw away his own responsibilities to someone else who is just as unsure as he is. Arthur picks up the crown and smiles at the crowd. Fiona and Shrek are reunited at last and Arthur already looks like he's popular with his new subjects.

Donkey and Puss in Boots go to seek Merlin once again, and he manages to reverse the body-switching spell. However, their tails are still mismatched. Merlin starts to tell them, thinks better of it, and waltzes off.

A few months later, Shrek and Fiona are happily back in their swamp with their many ogre children. It's not as bad as Shrek thought it would be, although both of them are completely exhausted by the end of the day. The film ends with the children playing around with Donkey and the swamp creatures.

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